This girl is more easily done than said...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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