i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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