Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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