one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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