lets start a swedish sibling band together
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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