so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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