when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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