I just pynch a tree in the face
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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