I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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