Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
They are going to name an STD after you.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize