The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
