I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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