im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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