Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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