just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
