I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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