Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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