so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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