Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
