She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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