***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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