Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I have feelings that need drinking.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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