Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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