He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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