I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
