I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
