Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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