so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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