Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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