That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
