It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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