i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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