No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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