I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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