I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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