When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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