I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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