i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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