Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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