shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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