My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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