I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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