jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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