You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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