How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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