She announced her abortion via fbk
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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