Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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