Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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