But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
