can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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