apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
