i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Randomize
