I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We have started to decorate penises.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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