Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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