Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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