He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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