honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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