its not stalking. its research.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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