yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
